Archive for the 'How to' Category

06
Aug
10

Design your own Eyewear

Sick of shopping for the perfect frames? Can’t find the sunglasses that scream “YOU”?

DesignYourOwnEyewear.com

Simply upload a photo of your face, then play!

13
Jul
10

Facebook Group: Send Lindsay Lohan to Jail!

SEND LINDSAY LOHAN TO JAIL!

SEND LINDSAY LOHAN TO JAIL!

SEND LINDSAY LOHAN TO JAIL!

28
Jan
10

Write Misty Croslin Cummings: Jail Address

St. johns County Detention Center

  • Mail may be addressed to the inmate at 3955 Lewis Speedway, St Augustine, Florida 32084.
  • All mail will be processed daily, Monday – Friday (excluding holidays). Inmates must send or receive all mail through the facility mailing system. It should be noted all mail will be searched and scanned prior to delivery to the inmate.
  • Inmates can not receive cash in the mail. Personal checks and cash (along with the letter) will be returned to the sender with a note of explanation that the St. Johns County Detention facility will not accept either by mail.
  • Unauthorized packages addressed to an inmate, either through U.S. Mail, private delivery service, etc., or brought to the front lobby will not be accepted. These items will be refused and marked “return to sender”. Any approved items not normally issued by the facility may be purchased from the Canteen.
  • All items received through the mail that is contraband, unauthorized, (i.e. hard back books, items that can be purchased through canteen such as envelopes and stamps) will be returned to the sender in its entirety. A note of explanation that the inmate cannot receive these items will be included. The inmate shall be notified in writing when incoming or outgoing letters are rejected.
  • Any incoming mail containing photographs, drawings or cartoons displaying nudity or sexually graphic content will be returned to the sender. No mail will be retained which is in an unsanitary condition, i.e., contains any type of body fluids, unidentified odors (i.e. perfume, body spray, etc), secretions, residue, hair or any other component of the human body or animal. Any types fitting this description will be destroyed.
28
Jan
10

Ronald Cummings: Jail Address, Mug Shoot & Inmate details

Person

  • Last Name : CUMMINGS
  • First Name : RONALD
  • Middle Name : LEMYLES
  • DOB : 10/29/1983
  • POB : PALATKA
  • Employment : Unemployed
  • Race : White
  • Sex : Male
  • Height : 6′ 2″ (74″)
  • Weight : 170.0 lbs
  • Hair Color : Brown
  • Eye Color : Blue
  • Beard : Goatee and Mustache
  • Moustache : Unshaven
  • Teeth : Normal
  • Build : Slender/thin/slight

Scars / Marks / Tattoos

Charges

  • Statute : 893TRHY | Desc : Traf Hydrocodone | Bond Set Amount : $250,000.00 | Disposition : | Warrant # :
  • Statute : 893TRHY | Desc : Traf Hydrocodone | Bond Set Amount : $150,000.00 | Disposition : | Warrant # :
  • Statute : 893TRHY | Desc : Traf Hydrocodone | Bond Set Amount : $100,000.00 | Disposition : | Warrant # :

Booking

  • BookingID : -7620
  • Released : No
  • Release Reason :
  • Inmate Number : 10-0151
  • Booking Date : 01/20/2010
  • Photo Number : 11S07POA

Only written correspondence, personal photos and money orders will be accepted through facility mail. Enclosure such as marketing items, news paper articles, threats, escape plans or profane correspondence will not be allowed.

New Books may be mailed to inmates from a Publisher or Bookstore. The books must be pre-paid, soft bound and brand new.

ADDRESS The Envelope Like THIS:

Putnam County Jail

Ronald Cummings Booking Number#: 10-00276

130 Orie Griffin BLCD

18
Dec
09

Amanda Knox Prison Contact Info

Amanda Knox
c/o Casa circondariale di Perugia
I-06 132 Capanne (PG)
Italy

Phone:
075 7740011

18
Dec
09

Snoop Dog & Martha Stewart: Brownie Recipe

Martha Stewart and Snoop baked brownies on her show and Snoop Dogg was not content with her recipe!

Martha requested Snoop do a freestyle  rap about his baking, Snoop rapped that he was trying to make brownies but they were “missing the most important part of the brownies.”

Martha ask Snoop to tell what the missing “ingredient” was,

Snoop said “the ingredients required “no sticks, no seeds, no stems.”

Martha got the message,  she giggled nervously!

Ingredients

  • 8 tablespoons (1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into pieces, plus more for pan
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour (spooned and leveled)
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 8 ounces semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, chopped
  • 1 1/4 cups sugar
  • 3 large eggs
  • no sticks, no seeds, no stems

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush a 9-inch square baking pan with butter. Line bottom and two sides with a strip of parchment paper, leaving a 2-inch overhang on the two sides. Butter paper, and set pan aside. In a small bowl, whisk flour, cocoa, baking powder, and salt; set aside.
  2. Place butter and chocolate in a large heatproof bowl set over (not in) a saucepan of gently simmering water. Heat, stirring occasionally, until smooth, 2 to 3 minutes; remove bowl from pan. Add sugar; mix to combine. Add eggs, and mix to combine. Add flour mixture; mix just until moistened (do not overmix). Transfer batter to prepared pan; smooth top.
  3. Bake until a toothpick inserted in center comes out with a few moist crumbs attached, 50 to 60 minutes. Cool in pan for 30 minutes. Using paper overhang, lift brownies out of pan; transfer to a rack to cool completely (still on paper). On a cutting board, using a dampened serrated knife, cut into 16 squares. Store in an airtight container at room temperature, up to 2 days.

18
Dec
09

Alyssa Bustamante’s Jail Address, Some Tweets & Pics

Write Alyssa Bustamante:

Cole County Jail

Case ID:
09ACCR03516
Offender Name:
ALYSSA DAILEN BUSTAMANTE
301 East High St., Jefferson City, MO 65101

A few of Alyssa Bustamante Tweets:

  • “drinking generic dew and chillin at mah house:)” (Jul 27)
  • “ahh! we just got kittens! they’re adorable
  • “holy shit, i almost died last night xD” (Aug 4)
  • “addiction takes over your whole life. it’s not something easily overcome, therefor i embrace me addiction.” (Aug 27)
  • “encompass’d with a thousand dangers; weary, faint, tremblinng with a thousand terrors; i in a fleshly tomb, am buried above grounnd. – William Cowper” (Sept 9)
  • “the world goes by my cage and never sees me.” (Sep 13)
  • “bad decisions make great stories..” (Sep 17)
  • “this is all i want in life; a reason for all this pain.” (Sep 28)
  • “drivin in a car bitches.” (Sep 30)
22
Mar
09

Teen Texting/Sexting Lingo

In today’s society kids are sometimes more internet savvy than their parents. This list is provided by netlingo.com. They feel it should be added to and distributed to parents with children that use a computer and cellphone. (everyone)

Please fill free to share if you know others.  I love learning new languages!

And for Parents, here’s a decoder….

  1. 8 – it refers to oral sex
  2. 1337 – it means elite
  3. 143 – it means I love you
  4. 182 – it means I hate you
  5. 459 – it also means I love you
  6. 1174 – it means nude club
  7. 420 – it refers to marijuana
  8. ADR or addy – Address
  9. ASL – Age/Sex/Location
  10. banana – it means penis
  11. CD9 – it means Code 9 = parents are around
  12. DUM – Do You Masturbate?
  13. DUSL – Do You Scream Loud?
  14. FB – F*** Buddy
  15. FMLTWIA – F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  16. FOL – Fond Of Leather
  17. GNOC – Get Naked On Cam (webcam)
  18. GYPO – Get Your Pants Off
  19. IAYM – I Am Your Master
  20. IF/IB – In the Front or In the Back
  21. IIT – Is It Tight?
  22. ILF/MD – I Love Female/Male Dominance
  23. IMEZRU – I Am Easy, Are You?
  24. IWSN – I Want Sex Now
  25. J/O – Jerking Off
  26. KFY – Kiss For You
  27. kitty – it means vagina
  28. KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless
  29. LMIRL – Let’s Meet In Real Life
  30. MOOS – Member(s) Of the Opposite Sex
  31. MOSS or MOTSS – Member(s) Of The Same Sex
  32. MorF – Male or Female
  33. MOS – Mom Over Shoulder
  34. MPFB – My Personal F*** Buddy
  35. NALOPKT – Not A Lot Of People Know That
  36. NIFOC – Nude In Front Of Computer
  37. NMU – Not Much, You?
  38. P911 – Parent Alert
  39. PAL – Parents Are Listening
  40. PAW – Parents Are Watching
  41. PIR – Parent In Room
  42. POS – Parent Over Shoulder
  43. PRON – Porn
  44. Q2C – Quick To Cum
  45. RU/18 – Are You Over 18?
  46. RUH – Are You Horny?
  47. S2R – Send To Recieve (pictures)
  48. SorG – Straight or Gay
  49. TDTM – Talk Dirty To Me
  50. WYCM – Will You Call Me?




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